HOUSE WIFE WANTED — KPANDO! Looking for a young, computer-literate lady aged 20–30 who is single, has no kids, and lives in or around Kpando. Duties are simple: receive money, stock the house, watch movies, listen to music, enjoy yourself, run errands, eat and sleep! If you think this lifestyle is made for you, this opportunity may be calling your name. Serious ladies only!